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Page 111 of White Noise Keywords: "Derivative," "wastes," "go," "kind"
From: : ReGenesis0@aol.com (Derik Smith)
Subject: Re: Great War question
Date: 28 Apr 2005
Newsgroups: alt.toys.transformers
Gustavo Wombat wrote:
>O&S are described as legendary generals, but no specific faction is
>given -- why not Maximal? They've fought a thousand wars, so they
>definitely have the elder part down.
The Ultimate Guide confirms that Obsidian was a Predacon general.
(Meshing badly with his theoretical backstory in Beast Machines, but
going well with Primal's reaction to him.)
Obsidian's TFU profile says he was an Autobot general. But
that's 3H, who knows fuck-all about their own continuity. Besides-
this is describing an AU Obsidian.
(We've had 3 Obsidians released, as a Vehicon and 2 Decepticons.
Yet- he's theoretically either a Pred or an Autobot. I hate Hasbro.
Also, we never got Rotorbolt. Hate2.)
IMO? 4 million years of war- he was courted by both sides and
switched sides a few times. (I always had a romantic vision of him as
a Decepticon General and Strika as an Autobot General, and courting
one another from across the battlefield with playful battlefield
strategies. "How sweet, he sent me a tank battalion in the shape of a
fuel pump!" Strika defects to be on Obie's side- which would fit
Primal's decidedly UNIQUE reaction when Obsidian mentions her in
Sparkwar.)
Evil Ash wrote:
>That was my original interpretation of it for the longest time and I
>woulda been happy with that until, as Kil already mentioned, Primeval
>Dawn had to go and call Tarantulas "Unicron's Spawn" : (
Not just called him that- but explicitly said he was Unicron's
spawn in 3rd person narration.
Of course, sicne then we've seen Tarantulus bopping around inside
Unicron in TFU, and mini-Tarray's used as Unicron's defensive system
in Energon? I think that train has sailed. Bite the bullet and admit
he's Unicron's spawn.
Which means- so are the Tripredicus Council. (But not
necessarily the Predacon Alliance over all- they were just the most
powerful of many councils, operating their own agenda.)
Gustavo Wombat wrote:
>One of the more ambitious things that Beast Machines did
>(albeit rather poorly), was to explore the relationship
>between the immortal soul and body that it is placed in,
>using the first three Vehicon generals
It also cemented the move from Sparks being this demi-mystical
belief that only religious nut-heads took seriously-to a very real
practical physical thing everyone knew about, that could be yanked out
and slotted into a new body like a Headmaster.
By Armada, you have Red Alert removing Smokescreen's spark to
perform surgery. By Energon- "Inferno was destroyed-but we saved his
spark!"
Sparks were a great addition to the mythos- horribly marred by
what's been done with them by zip-head writers who are either
contractually obligated to not research them enough to use them
properly (Bob Skir) or are Japanese-and thus can't write.
Gustavo, stop tantalizing Grebo.
>Wow. Well, it makes sense, especially when put in that
>context. And you're right, BM really does take strong cues
>from Rebirth. Im amazed that I never noticed that
?you didn't notice that Beast Machines has the Plasma Energy
Chamber and Vector Sigma all over, with VS pulling the strings to
foster TF evolution?
?what show were you watching?
>Heck, I'll go even further and say that Im not real
>keen on Primus and his goddamn all-encompassing and
>overpowering Grand Plan has become in TF stories.
>Its like the TFs have been robbd of any and all self-
>actualization. Thanks a load, Furman! (Grumble, growl,
>gripe.)
I have a long planned fanfic I've never found a character or
scenario that it works for, about a TF who sets out to kill the
sllspark and forever sever the TF's connection to their creator so
that they can have self-determination. It's terribly meta- it's nto
that he HATES Primus-but he's like a meddling father who won't let you
order lunch without telling you to eat the pasts- BECAUSE IT IS
FORETOLD! Also- he's done many creepy and awful thigns to TF over the
years in the service of his grand plan.
It's not that TF's would necessarily do better WITHOUT him? so
much as they'd at least be succeeding or failing on their OWN merits.
"Besides, how hard is it to do better than a nine million year
war?"
>I probably am voicing an unpopular opinion when I say
>that I really don't like Furman's big-scale "contributions"
>to TF lore: Primus, the Liege Maximo, Alignment, J'nwan...
>I think those are all crapola. I like his smaller-scale
>stories very much, however. For instance, "Perspective"
>(the Energon story from the Dreamwave Summer Special)
>was a hoot!
Furman's been crapped on in writing TF. He did Unicron in
finishing off G1, which actually spun out of two years of much smaller
personal stories taking place under its banner. For G2 he did this
cosmic revelations/swarm thing? which made sense for what it was. (I
dislike it too, but it made SENSE when pitching G2, had the series
continued I think you'd see neither hide nor hair of it come #13?)
then for Botcon, he was writing a BW story, and everyone wanted
something BIG and special and G!'y? "Well, no one's done Unicron for 7
years?"
Then comes Dreamwave- Unicron is IN the Armada/Energon toyline. He
can't not use him if he wants to. The G1 comic is ramping up to a 3
year buildup to TF:TM.
And then some IDIOT (shall I name names?) decided to make TFU all
about Unicron?
I think Furman WANTS to do his more personal cute stories, but
he's been shat on both by requirements to use Unicron- and Dreamwave's
6 issue arc edicts.
>>BW's intermezzo has THIS fundamental problem:
>> -Everyone is gone.
>> -The BW-era guys are all new.
>> -Lots of old guys are running around.
>> -Many of the BW-guys predate the BW era.
>> Resolving these 4 basic tenets has caused mass
>>anguish among fans.
>Indeed! Myself included. However, Derik, I'm curious how
>much of your third and fourth tenets comes from BW itself?
>(As opposed to BotContinuity and DW and such.)
Nothing in BW or BM really violates 3 and 4. But the TOYLINE and
all the ancillary stuff does in SPADES.
I think it's pointless to try and discuss BW/BM in a vacuum
without their supporting materials- they exist in a bubble, with very
vague statements that could mean almost anything when it comes to past
continuity, lines fans have spent years rationalizing and building on,
etc. The universe BW/BM present is one where EVERYONE except Ravage
got recycled- period. And we know NOTHING about modern Maximal
society.
But EVERYTHIGN non-toon doesn't just shit on this, it shotguns
it. Sticks a firecracker up its ass and watches it blow to pieces.
They're almost separate universes.
I find it SO pointless to discuss BW/BM without any encapsulating
material? I don't. (Because, really, that's not what anyone wants to
discuss anyway. They want to discuss which G1 characters are still
around and having sexengs!)
>And also, Derik, your summary of the Predacon Alliance's
>political policies are the coolest, most stimulating
>conjecture on TF lore I've read in a while, man. (And
>the best part is, there's no Primus nor Unicron in sight!)
*shrug* I just tried to put together the hard references that
were there, generating as little connective tissue myself as possible.
I think they paint a clear picture- but as I said elsewhere on
this thread- no one actually cares what the stories REALLY say, they
get all hot and bothered about what they WANT them to say. "This is
what BW era should be like!" (And the ensuing description immediately
contradicts at least 3 o the very few explicit statement we have about
what BW-era IS like.)
Fanboys.
I blame them for Unicron.
Shadowwing wrote:
>It's not just a lack of energy resources, though. It's also
>>the apparent lack of population. Going by the cartoon universe,
>>it seems like there was hardly anyone left living on Cybertron
>>all that time.
>Looking at the Japanese version, some Transformers
>left Cybertron (Seibertron) to avoid the War. There are
>also other Transformer colonies that we see in the US show.
>How many Transformers left the planet? That would contribute.
I think frankly, the energy situation on Cybertron became SO
dire, everyone got blown back to the equivalent of Stone Knives and
Bearskins. (Or at least Max Max.) If all anyone can scrape up power
for it a couple of blaster pistols and some basic self-repair-you
could do THAT kinda low-scale conflict for a million years, easy. And
Cybertron apparently experiences an energy shortage for FOUR MILLION
YEARS. The situation was already desperate at Arklaunch.
>I can't understand a lot of Omega Point's finale, but
>J'nwan is hard to follow. Is it some form of Transformers
>afterlife, or a rest home. If the latter, I really don't
>see Megatron being so cordial.
Afterlife, plus a dimension you can access through a blasted out
portion of Cybertron's wastes. Think of it as a 'realm of the dead'
you can actually journey to- (Like Hercules visiting Hades!)
People get really worked up about J'nwan. It was meant to be at
least partly metaphorical on every level- and you cant' separate it
from it's metaphor like you can most things-so don't' try and just
take it at face value.
Grebo replied:
>How many Transformers left the planet? That would contribute.
>True indeed! An excellent point. But then the question is
>begged - why didn't THEY evolve? (The ones who left, I
>mean.) Of course, in the case of Fortress' crew, the answer
>is that they did -- into Headmasters.
Except the Headmasters thing wasn't' an 'evolution' in Japan. It
was just thing? thing. Brainmasters aren't an evolution. Even
GODMASTERS weren't an evolution. They were just toy-schtick with no
cosmic significance to them at all.
'Evolving' is part of the US Transformer mythos (dating from
early 1987, IIRC) and it's wormed it's way into everything else.
Japanese Beastformers are the size of G1 TF's. They didn't'
downsize like Micromasters-because Microtransformers weren't an
E'EVOLUTION,' they were just TF's whose toys were SMALL.
The only time (AFAIK) the whole 'evolution' thing really comes up
for Japan is the reissue Micromaster storyline- and they're riffing
US-continuity there.
>So anyway, yeah -- The Great Shutdown. Dreamwave's major
>contribution of TF lore that is neither derivative nor kewl.
Well, we agree that it's not cool anyways.
I have a bug up my butt about people who're all- 'but a war CAN'T
last for 4 million years!'
-To BEGIN with, it's 9 million and these people are ignorant
fanboys who want to harp about their PET ideas about what TF SHOULD be
like (probably Gundam) without being inconvenienced by the facts.
Thus- the 4MY thing is nicely symbolic of their problem.
-Alpha Trion is 11 million years old, going from young and spunky
(and voiced by Spike) to old and Crotchety in the process. That gives
us a decent upper limit to TF ages. On Earth we've had wars lasting
more than two centuries. The 'Great War' of G1 hlastes less than a
single Transformer generation-about 40 years, relative. Wars are
perpetuated by people and cultures. Long wars are won when a culture,
having fought for literally generations, wither loses, or decides they
no longer care about that which their ancestors 3 and 4 generations
back started this war over. In TF, the guys who started the war (and
are most strongly invested in it, emotionally) aren't just still
AROUND, they're IN POWER. France's response to WW2 was shaped because
during WW1, they sent all their young men off, and got them killed.
So instead of that generation ascending to power, the exact same
people were running things during WW2.
>I'm sorry, I simply can't buy the G1 Predacons forming a
>movement, nor can I see them signing the Pax Cybertronia.
>No way. I mean, they're Primitives, for pete's sake!
'toon centrist. In the comics Razorclaw was one of the savvier
faction leaders attached ot Shockwave. (And last seen, he had a copy
of ol' one-eyes scheming logical personality on him, actually.)
I tend to agree BTW- they're not connected except possibly
spiritually. (There has to be a REAOSN we've seen so many Predacon
kids named Razorclaw.)
(But for me to concede this, you have to concede that BW Rampage
is G1 Rampage-at least in DW continuity.)
>(Word has it that if the OVA series not been cut short,
>{Violenger] was planned to have a toy -- and it was going
>to be a three-insect combiner. As I understand it, VJ is
>so described in the TV Magazine text stories that wrapped
>up TF: Zone.)
Two of his three individual robot modes appear in the Zone
credits sequence.
http://members.aol.com/regenesis0/zonecredits.jpg
They're not toy friendly.
At any rate- I agree Violenger is one of the more sensible
explanations I've heard for the Tripredicus Council.
But-t hat in mind, you have to bear in mind that Tarantulus is a
Spawn of Unicron,a nd the TPC share his origins. Ergo- Violenger
would be related to Unicron. (Which I have no real problem with, and
it would also ground them as being TF-related, not just some
whacked-out insect-god that took a shine on resurrecting dead
Decepticons.)
At any rate- even if that be the case, I see the TPC, Spawn of
Unicron though they be- as being very much cut loose at the point BW
takes place, no longer actively connected to Unicron. (Be he their
creator, their master, or merely a source of their powers? all
undecided.)
>>Some of the first generation of Maximals, the
>>founding members who are as such elder than
>>everyone else and have shaped the development
>>of the new Pax Cybertronia-era society from
>>the beginning, would be my theory.
>Bah.
>I still think it's Magnaboss.
Well, Magnaboss is the head of the High Council post-BM, but I
don't' think that's representative of the pre-BM membership. (Also,
it's appellation-mission 'High Council,' not necessarily the Maximal
HC. 5 o9f the members are Maximals- the 6th may or may not be
Predacon to represent their minority on Cybertron in some sort of
post-BM political rearrangement.)
>I agree wholeheartedly. I think the very name "Maximal
>Elders" implies this... However, I was wondering more
>specifically of WHO the Elders are.
All new characters. 'High Council' that meets in Orbit and
speaks directly for Vector Sigma (yeah? I hate it too, but it's how
BM's backstory works) and a Maximal Council of Elders that met in a
Citadel on Cybertron. Possibly 2 houses, possibility state vs.
Federal, possible religious vs. secular.
Head or the Orbital council (which I think is the High Council)
is Great Convoy- who runs around and gets himself hilariously killed
aboard his Maximus-class flagship in Neo. (I, clearly, think this is
Beachcomber's Great Maximus who rode out of the sunset at the end of
the great war like King Arthur returning in his people' greatest hour
of need. Or, you know, Prester John.)
Grebo wrote:
>Oh... my... God! This is friggin BRILLIANT, Gustavo!
>War is the natural state for Transformers. It explains
>so much!!! It always struck me as odd that Primus's
>creations, ostensibly created to fight Unicron, could
go so wrong and be locked in civil war for millions of
>years, but...you're right! If they fight all the time,
>they're dying all the time, and Primus gets the "intel"
>he needs from the mortal plane!
One possible interpretation. That, or Primus has them battle to
grow stronger to fight Unicron. Or Unicron sowed the seeds of dissent
early in Cybertrons' pre-history making Primus's creation flawed.
Of course, Al-Badur was kind enough to give us a clue.
He recognized the Wreckers as being of Cybertronian manufacture-
and Apelinq corrects him that the Maximals among them (and JUST the
maximals) are the first generation to have the distinction of not
being called Quint product.
That makes no sense (since virtually EVVERY TF except Alpha Trio
and Beta were created post-overthrow?)unless Apelinq means something
else.
The Maximals are the first generation not to be loaded with the
Autobot Code. Legacy code, that stretches all the way back to the
Quintessons? and embedded in the Autobot and Decepticon codes was the
protocols that locked them in eternal useless war if they ever
rebelled. (Presumably so the Quints could retake Cybertron.)
But the Maximals come along? No more legacy code- and the first
peace Cybertron has known.
Grimlock was RIGHT to want to toss out the Autobot code- but then
Furman always wrote him as knowing something more than he was letting
on.
No1 wrote:
>I agree completely. As a rule, when the writers
>strart bringing in prophecies and predeterminism,
>I start losing interest.
Destiny, not Predestination. Primus has a future in mind he's
trying to shape everything towards (The One IMO) but not a vision of
the future- things go off-course fairly often and have to be
corrected. He's TRYING to make this happen? not very successfully.
-Derik
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