Source: Page 10 of White Noise Keywords: "heat," "entire," "sidewalks," "always"

From: redrajah@my-deja.com (Cygnia) Subject: [UWF] Saturday Night Rampage [10.25.03] Hour One Date: 24 Nov 2003 Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling.fantasy

[The high octane opening to Nickelback's cover of "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" kicks in with a clip of Chris O'Brien crashing through a table on top of Terror of the Harlequins.] # It's getting late I haven't seen my date # # So tell me when the boys get here # # It's seven o'clock and I want to rock # # Want to get a belly full of beer # [Alex Extreme launches himself at Papa Legba with a spear tackle... Paul Wong hoists Youth Gone Wild over his head with a gorilla press... Bliss locks in a kata hajime on Leanna Love...] # My old man's drunker than a bar full of whinos # # And his old lady she don't care # # His sister looks cute in her braces and boots # # And a handful of grease in her hair # [The Ghost Dancers execute the Dream Catcher on Bobby Jablonski... Kyle Lee executes Shane Matthews with a Gone To Texas... Uriah Hawkins flies from the top rope for a huracanrana cradle... The One-Winged Angel twirls his cane at the entrance stage...] # Don't give us none of your aggravation # # We had it with your discipline # # Saturday night's alright for fighting # # Get a little action in # [Stephanie Harper locks in a texas cloverleaf on Sierra Browne... Tragedy superplexes Brian McKenzie... Quinn Brown snaps Michael Augustine into the mat with an inverted DDT... Michael Bonn uses the Stilldive on Sean Watts...] # Get about as oiled as a diesel train # # Gonna set this town alight # # `Cause Saturday night's the night I like # # Saturday night's alright alright alright # [Vyolynce pounds on Simon O'Neal and drops him with the Scythe... Leslie Hernandez tucks herself in for a Santa Maria off the top rope onto Lisa Drake... Scott Daniels drops someone in the BTF...] # They're packed pretty tight in here tonight # # I'm looking for a woman who'll see me right # # I may use a little muscle to get what I need # # I drink a fifth of Jack and scream out "She's with me!" # [Randall Osbourne hoists one of the Romanis up for a wicked powerbomb into the side of the War Games cage... Myra Benedict executes a snap suplex on Donna Tetreault... The Sons of Cacaphony brawl with Avanter and Vyolynce in the backstage area...] # A couple of sounds I really like # # Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike # # I'm a juvenile product of the working class # # Whose best friend floats from the bottom of a glass # [Tom Landis plows Alex Kidd with brass knuckles... Tara Smith piledrives Tara Marshall into the mat... Scott Daniels counters EW4's Snap by swinging him into the announce table, destroying it and Winston in the process...] # Don't give us none of your aggravation # # We had it with your discipline # # Saturday night's alright for fighting # # Get a little action in # [Derek Irvin hits Eugene Robinson with the Gobsmacker... Nina Grimsson locks in a three-hold choke on Angel... Edmond Winston swings a gold chair into the skull of Michael Augustine...] # Get about as oiled as a diesel train # # Gonna set this town alight # # 'Cause Saturday night's the night I like # # Saturday night's alright alright alright # [Dissolve into the opening graphics...] _______ __ __ | __|.---.-.| |_.--.--.----.--| |.---.-.--.--. |__ || _ || _| | | _| _ || _ | | | |_______||___._||____|_____|__| |_____||___._|___ | |_____| _______ __ __ __ | | |__|.-----.| |--.| |_ | | || _ || || _| |__|____|__||___ ||__|__||____| |_____| ________ __ __ ____ | ___ \ ______ | \ / || _ \ ______ _____ _____ \ \__| \ / ___ || \/ || | \ \ / ___ | / ___ \ | ___| \ __ // /___| || |\ /| || |_/ // /___| | / / /_/ | |_ \ \ \ \ \ ___ || | \/ |_|| __/ \ ___ || | ___ | _| \_\ \ \ \ \ | ||_| | | \ \ | || | |_ || |_______ \_\ \_\ |_| |_| \_\ |_| \ \___| ||_________\ \_____/

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